The LA Martini

Hollywood in a Glass

 
Objective
To find the absolute best martini in Los Angeles.
Rating System
  1. * I'd rather drink paint thinner.
  2. ** I'm glad this drink was on the house.
  3. *** Don't they sell this in bulk downtown?
  4. **** I like my mercedes but I'd LOVE a Maybach.
  5. ***** I just had an instant orgasm!!!
Random Martini Websites
Crustacean Restaurant
Monday, April 7, 2008
This is probably the only place where you don't have to be Jesus to walk on water. Tucked away on a corner in Beverly Hills, this restaurant has a young feel with an older crowd. Enjoy live music some nights and great food for happy hour. Now for the martinis..........I wouldn't have known they made any if I hadn't brought a magnifying glass. Well not exactly but their martini menu could have a few more options.



Cucumber Martini*
Well how'dee y'all? Issah suuuure did have lots ah fun on dat der farm! This must have been the reason why Huckleberry Finn was always so mischievous cause this ain't nothin but a country bumkins drink. Whoever thought of the "Cucumber Martini" needs to be shipped back where they came from. Most likely Kentucky or somewhere around there. This martini tasted like it grew on a farm, was harvested, and thrown in my glass. Strange but it tasted EXACTLY like a cucumber. Cucumber is such an outrageously disgusting flavor. I think I would have preferred they had thrown some vinegar in the glass and called it a pickle martini. Anywhoo, won't be drinking that again.
-Jennifer D. Moore


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Name: The LA Martini
Home: Los Angeles, CA, United States
About Me: About Lauren Michele, I am a 20 something racially ambiguous college graduate that is constantly mistaken for a failed model turned food critic. I try to charm the boys with my sweet innocent looks and kill them with my wit and sarcasm. I enjoy partying it up with my girl Jennifer and going to the latest hot spots (sometimes crashing them) to dance the night away. I am a tv whore that will watch anything from the educational to the ignorant to the inspirational. Which contributes to my pool of useless knowledge that allows me to talk/debate about anything under the sun. I love to eat and meet new people and hopefully in my excursions I will get to meet half of the people that I talk about in the blog and not turn into an alcoholic.
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